Here’s an all too brief look at some televised highlight moments from hours 1 and 2 of the 24-hour mess. One of my biggest disappointments from this block was the clip where Wee Man is seen being duct-taped to the window overlooking Times Square. Unfortunately, due to the discrepancy of temperatures within and without—does that even make sense? it sounded kinda good for a second there—the tape just wouldn’t adhere to the damn window. I would’ve loved to have been some foreigner tourist down on the street below, not knowing shit from shit, and looked up to see a random midget taped to a window.