getting with the program

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Over a week ago now Dave Carnie attended an open house at Girl Skateboards to cover it for jackassworld. The shaky Flip cam footage he returned with mostly consisted of interviews with various people, pro skaters and otherwise, about how weird goat buttholes look. What he didn’t return with though, were release forms for all the people appearing in the clips. Up until now Carnie has never had to operate in such a “professional” manner, so he was rather nonplussed when told the footage simply could not go on the site without these forms being signed. Instead of doing his due diligence and tracking down all the people, Carnie continued to grouse about the hassle of doing this every time he goes to shoot something and basically said “fuck it” with regards to his whole goat butt expose.

After spending a modest amount of time cutting the aforementioned mess together, Rick Kosick was rather irked by Carnie’s apparent inability to “get with the program” (whatever that means). So this morning he walked into work with the singular intent to push the already overblown matter up to and past the point of utter ridiculousness—all just to see if he couldn’t get Carnie to crack in the process.

He did.