jackassworld

Please pardon the dust, but, as you can see, jackassworld.com is indeed open during construction. This is where you will eventually be able to come and, not only find all of your Jackass needs, but a lot of new stuff as well. “Growing the brand,” was, I think, the phrase they used? So, while there will be no shortage of dudes kicking each other in the balls just like in the old days, we’ve got a whole butt load of new shit planned for your face on this site in the near future. But this is-and this is what they told us-only the “soft launch.” (Yeah, we kind of giggled when they said that too.)

The “hard launch” (we’re not making this up) is in February when the crew takes over the MTV studios in Times Square and wreaks havoc for 24 hours. That’s when we will announce to the world the official launch (the hard launch, remember) of jackassworld.com.But in the two months between the soft and hard launch we will be rubbing and stroking the site on a daily basis so that it’s good and solid for the hard launch. Feel free to drop on by and help us rub it as much as you like because we want to have a really, really, really hard launch.

Welcome to jackassworld.com. “It’s almost at the limit of close to the gay.” Enjoy.